You Know You are an Internet Junkie When...

  • When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
  • Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
  • You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
  • You use Firefox 2.02, and you check every week whether version 2.03 was released.
  • You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
  • Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
  • In order to watch CNN you move to
  • On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
  • You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
  • You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
  • You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
  • You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
  • You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
  • Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 26 March 2007