A kid says to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100 percent sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
A brother who was fasting all day and almost lost his life and sanity because of starvation called his favourite radio station for a request.
The host asked, "What would you like to listen to?"
The person replied, "Maghrib Ahzan.."
There were two white christian men, Peter and Daniel, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a Mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Peter said, "Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim."
Then Daniel said "No way, I won't say I'm muslim, I'm gonna be honest!"
So Peter and Daniel went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were. Peter thought of a Muslim name and said, "My name is Ahmmed."
And Daniel said, "My name is Daniel."
The Arab man said "Hello Daniel." and told these other men to take Daniel and give him food and drink. Then he turned to Peter and said, "Salaam Ahmed. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Ahmed, Happy Ramadhan)"