Fasting All Day

A brother who was fasting all day and almost lost his life and sanity because of starvation called his favourite radio station for a request.

The host asked, "What would you like to listen to?"

The person replied, "Maghrib Ahzan.."

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 20 June 2015

Plane Crashed Into a Desert

There were two white christian men, Peter and Daniel, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.

As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a Mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Peter said, "Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim."

Then Daniel said "No way, I won't say I'm muslim, I'm gonna be honest!"

So Peter and Daniel went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were. Peter thought of a Muslim name and said, "My name is Ahmmed."

And Daniel said, "My name is Daniel."

The Arab man said "Hello Daniel." and told these other men to take Daniel and give him food and drink. Then he turned to Peter and said, "Salaam Ahmed. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Ahmed, Happy Ramadhan)"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 20 June 2015

Engineer Opened a Medical Clinic

An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."

Doctor: "But this is $500..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 02 March 2015