Ten Ways to Realize Your Internet Connection is a Little Slow

  • Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and...
  • Graphics arrive via FedEx.
  • You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput
  • You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later.
  • Your credit card expires while ordering on-line.
  • Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989.
  • You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong".
  • Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
  • You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
  • You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 18 March 2007