Top 7 Ways the Internet Could Get Worse

  1. "MAKE MONEY FAST" posts protected by 1st amendment.
  2. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.
  3. Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team".
  4. Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.
  5. Gameboy web browsers.
  6. Two words: "Microsoft Network"
  7. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 10 March 2007