The Laws of Computing

  • When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
  • When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
  • The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
  • When the going gets tough, upgrade.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
  • To err is blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
  • He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
  • The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
  • A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
  • A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 07 July 2012