Twenty Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long

Twenty Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
  • You type faster than you think.
  • Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
  • You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
  • You double click your TV remote.
  • You check your email but forget you have real mail (snail mail).
  • You have a vanity license plate with your screen name on it.
  • You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
  • You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
  • When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
  • You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
  • You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
  • You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
  • You smile sideways.
  • You chat with an annoying person in real life and wish you had your ignore button handy.
  • You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
  • You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
  • You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
  • You get up at 2:00 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
  • You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
  • You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone online before you log off.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 07 July 2012