Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from your Consultant
- You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
- Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added".
- How about paying us based on the success of the project?
- This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
- Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
- I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
- Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
- I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
- The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
- Everything looks okay to me. You really don't need me.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 18 September 2007