How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

  • We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
  • Three. One to change the bulb and two to write the standards and tell him what he did wrong.
  • Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Tom Peters would have done it.
  • Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 14 June 2007