Consulting Revisited

  • Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
  • Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
  • It takes two things to be a consultant - grey hair and hemorrhoids. The grey hair makes you look distinguished and the hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
  • In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
  • An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
  • To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
  • After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
  • If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.
  • Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 06 June 2007