Committee Rules

  • Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
  • Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
  • Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
  • When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
  • Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

(Harry Chapman)

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 13 June 2007