Management Revisited

  • The first myth of management is that it exists.
  • Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
  • Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
  • We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
  • Management by objectives is no better than the objectives.
  • "I've given you an unlimited budget, and you have already exceeded it!"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 01 June 2007