Mathematics Revisited

  • Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
  • What keeps a square from moving? Square roots, of course.
  • The law of the excluded middle either rules or does not rule.
  • In the topological hell the beer is packed in Klein's bottles.
  • To a mathematician, real life is a special case.
  • I heard that parallel lines actually do meet, but they are very discrete.
  • In modern mathematics, algebra has become so important that numbers will soon only have symbolic meaning.
  • Some say the pope is the greatest cardinal. But others insist this cannot be so, as every pope has a successor.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 15 February 2007