Pick-Up Lines to use on Mathematics Chicks

  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
  • Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"?
  • I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 14 February 2007