Difference Between Women Age

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 â€" You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 â€" You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 â€" You donâ€(TM)t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 â€" She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 â€" She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 â€" You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 â€" If you take her to bed, thatâ€(TM)ll be a story!

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 03 October 2013