That Hurts

A paramedic had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, "does this hurt?" or "does that hurt?" After each probe, he replied, "No."

When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a better spot from which to finish the examination and after her next probing question, he exclaimed very loudly, "That hurts!"

When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real pain on his face and said, "You're kneeling on my fingers!"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 24 May 2012