Call Sheriff and Veterinarian

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff's wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Well, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?" the wife asked.

"Both," came the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it!"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 18 May 2012