How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Border Collie: "Just one - me! Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Rottweiler: "Change it yourself!"

Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?"

Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that lamp!"

Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls."

Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"

Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb?"

Australian Shepherd: "Well, the first step is to herd all the light bulbs into a little circle..."

Old English Sheep dog: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

Basset Hound: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about some burned-out bulb?"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 14 May 2012