Top 24 Oxymorons

  1. Military Intelligence
  2. Resident alien
  3. Advanced BASIC
  4. Genuine imitation
  5. Same difference
  6. Almost exactly
  7. Small crowd
  8. Business ethics
  9. Twelve-ounce poundcake
  10. Found missing
  11. New classic
  12. Passive aggression
  13. Sweet sorrow
  14. "Now, then..."
  15. Synthetic natural gas
  16. Pretty ugly
  17. Clearly misunderstood
  18. Peace force
  19. Temporary tax increase
  20. Computer security
  21. Plastic glasses
  22. Terribly pleased
  23. Political science
  24. Definite maybe

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 24 January 2008