How many Helmsley employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

100: 99 to try, and one to fire them all.
Leona Helmsley is the owner of a New York hotel who was a terrible person to work for. She fired employees at little or no provocation. She was so nasty to her employees that she was known as the "Queen of Mean".)

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 16 January 2008