Be Sure for The Glass is Clean

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

(Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Leo Rosten, "The Joys of Yiddish"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 06 January 2008