Dumb Alabama Laws

  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
  • Incestous marriages are legal.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 17 December 2007