You Might Be a Musician if...

  • Your heros are Palestrina and Mussorgsky.
  • You can sing all of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony.
  • You begin conducting with a piece of uncooked spaghetti.
  • You can describe two differences between opera and oratorio.
  • You can play more instruments than the average person can name.
  • You try to figure out what song is printed on cute music mugs you see in stores.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 06 November 2007