How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

  • "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
  • Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 17 October 2007