Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse

  • Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
  • Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
  • Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
  • Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops....eventually.
  • Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
  • Interesting aromas.
  • Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
  • Celebrate the holidays with all your work.
  • Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
  • Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 04 October 2007