You Might Be a Schoolteacher if...

  • You have no time for a life from August to June.
  • You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
  • When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
  • You refer to adults as "boys and girls."
  • You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper."
  • You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
  • Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
  • You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
  • You know hundred good reasons for being late.
  • You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 25 October 2007