You Might Be a Lawyer if...

  • You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
  • You believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
  • You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
  • You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
  • Your other car is a BMW.
  • When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
  • When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 21 September 2007