Statistic Reveal That 9 Out of 10 Patients Die in This Operation

Patient: "Will I survive this risky operation?"
Surgeon: "Yes, I'm absolutely sure that you will survive the operation."
Patient: "How can you be so sure?"
Surgeon: "9 out of 10 patients die in this operation, and yesterday died my ninth patient."

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 13 September 2007