How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
- A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
- None, they like to keep employees in the dark.
- "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile..."
- "We've formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder."