Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks

  • You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
  • Please, baby, let me withhold you.
  • Nice assets.
  • Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
  • In my office, I.R.S. stands for I'm Really Sexy.
  • Let's fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I'm a 40.
  • If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
  • Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.
  • You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let's do it.
  • You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 31 August 2007