Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

  • He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
  • When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
  • He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
  • He tells you that he has never told a lie.
  • A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
  • A prison guard is shaving your head.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 27 August 2007