Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
- He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
- He tells you that he has never told a lie.
- A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
- A prison guard is shaving your head.