Statistics Revisited

  • Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
  • Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are a thousand more just like you.
  • Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
  • One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness.
    Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.
  • It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
  • Here are the results of our drug testing study on rabbits: 1/3 of the sample died; 1/3 of the sample survived; the other one ran away.
  • With one foot in a bucket of ice water, and one foot in a bucket of boiling water, you are, on the average, comfortable.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 16 August 2007