A Statistician's Wife Had Twins

A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
STATS: The Magazine For Students of Statistics, Winter 1996, Number 15

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 09 August 2007