How many salespeople does it take to change a light bulb?

  • None. "You don't need a new light bulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the newest version."
  • Just one, but it'll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind.
  • Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under him.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 04 August 2007