You Might Be a Nurse if...

  • When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
  • Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
  • Men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses.
  • Everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have.
  • You want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.
  • You can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.
  • You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spagetti with lots of tomato sauce.
  • you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 01 August 2007