Actuary Feels Twinge in His Chest
An actuary is walking down the corridor when he feels a twinge in his chest. Immediately, he runs to the stairwell and hurls himself down. His friend, visiting him in the hospital, asks why he did that.
The actuary replies, "The chances of having a heart attack and falling down the stairs are much lower than the chances of having a heart attack only."
The actuary replies, "The chances of having a heart attack and falling down the stairs are much lower than the chances of having a heart attack only."