Biology Revisited

  • When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
  • Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
  • Thesaurus is an ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
  • It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  • Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
  • Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
  • Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
  • Sterility is hereditary: If your grandfather didn't have children and your father didn't have children, you won't have children too.
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 21 July 2007