A Man Had a Siamese Cat That Howled All Night

A man had a Siamese cat that howled all night, every night. The sleepless man concluded that the cat has too much testosterone and took him to the vet to be castrated. To the great surprise of the man and all his neighbors, the cat continued howling.

"Why are you doing it now?" they asked the cat.

"Now I am a consultant."

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 12 July 2007