Every Nation Has To Write A Book About The Elephant:

The French book: The Sex Life of the Elephant
The English book: Elephants I have Shot on Safari
The Welsh book: The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh Language and Culture
The American book: How to Make Bigger and Better Elephants
The Japanese book: How to Make Smaller and Cheaper Elephants
The Finnish book: What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book: A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6
The Icelandic book: Defrosting an Elephant
The Canadian book: Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book: How to Reduce your Taxes with an Elephant
The Swiss book: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Israeli book: The Elephant and the Jewish Problem
The Danish book: Elephants - 100 easy ways of cooking them

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 07 July 2007