Pull The Aching Tooth Very Expensive for Five Minutes Work

Dentist: "I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes."
Patient: "And how much will it cost?"
Dentist: "It's $90.00."
Patient: "$90.00 for just a few minutes work???"
Dentist: "I can extract it very slowly if you like."

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 19 June 2007