You Might Be a Salesperson if...

  • You refer to dating as test marketing.
  • When you bought a new house you called your fellow alumni and offered to name a room after them, if they'll help with the down payment.
  • Your favorite stories begin "Bob Jones, VP of marketing, sat at his desk and stared out his window..."
  • When you give your son his birthday present, you must say that it has an "unprecedented performance".
  • When you describe a product as "maintenance-free" you mean that it is impossible to fix it.
  • You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 18 June 2007