You Might be an Accountant if...

  • You refer to your child as Deduction 214.
  • You deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".
  • You have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
  • At the move Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
  • Getting to sleep is an exciting event that you look forward to all day long.
  • Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
  • You are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year.
  • You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "======".

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 31 May 2007