You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
- Your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
- You have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
- The EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
- You tell the doctors and nurses that you don't get paid anything to do this and they look at you like you'r some kind of a freak.
- Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
- The EMS guys refer to you as "the pain in the ass that got in my way when I was bringing in a code!"
- Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.
- Your favorite colors are green, white and red, even though you are not Italian.
- Your favorite thing is to take orders from medical students.
- You have recurring nightmares about being knocked to the floor and run over by a portable X-ray machine.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 09 May 2007