Top Ten Reason to Leave Work

  1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.
  2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.
  3. Ran out of paper clips.
  4. I've decided to telecommute.
  5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.
  6. It's a long drive home to Texas.
  7. One-day sale at Macy's.
  8. My brain is melting!
  9. I think they found me out...
  10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 28 April 2007