What Neurotic Says

  • Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
  • The best thing about being schizophrenic is that I'm never alone.
  • Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get you!
  • Hypochondria is the only illness that I don't have.
  • I've always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I'd eat my M&M's one by one with a glass of water.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 23 April 2007