Top Explanations by Programmers

  1. Strange...
  2. I've never heard about that.
  3. It did work yesterday.
  4. How is this possible?
  5. The machine seems to have a malfunction.
  6. Has the operating system been updated?
  7. The user has made an error again.
  8. There is something wrong in your data.
  9. I have not touched that module!
  10. You must have the wrong executable.
  11. Oh, it's just a feature.
  12. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
  13. It will be done in no time at all.
  14. It's just some unlucky coincidense.
  15. I can't test everything!
  16. THIS can't do THAT.
  17. Didn't I fix it already?
  18. It's already there, but it has not been tested.
  19. Somebody must have changed my code.
  20. There must be a virus in the application software.
  21. This time it will surely run.
  22. I just found the last bug.
  23. Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.
  24. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 30 March 2007