You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if...

  • When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
  • You dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
  • You are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
  • After fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
  • You get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
  • You look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.
  • You look for the undo command after making a mistake.
  • You disdain people who use low baud rates.
  • You know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use.
  • You can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them.
  • You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.
  • You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
  • You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.
  • You know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes.
  • You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better -- the track ball or the track pad.
  • You are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 20 March 2007