Teachers' Remarks that Changed the History of Physics
- Archimedes, you are late again. Don't tell me that you were locked again in the bathroom.
- Copernicus, when will you understand that you are not the center of the world?
- Galileo, if you will drop stones from the top of the tower one more time, you will be dismissed forever.
- Kepler, till when will you stare at the sky?
- Newton, will you please stop idling away under the apple tree?
- Volta, I can see you have a lot of potential.
- Ohm, must you resist Ampère's opinions on current events?
- Nikola Tesla, I see that everyone is attracted to your magnetic personality.
- Einstein, a crocodile is greener or is it wider?
- Schrödinger, stop abusing cats!
- Heisenberg, when will you be sure of yourself?
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 10 February 2007