- Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
- A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
- If you can't fix it -- document it.
- The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 23 January 2007