Engineering Revisited

  • Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
  • Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
  • A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
  • If you can't fix it -- document it.
  • The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 23 January 2007