After Receiving an Invitation to a Physicists' Ball:

  • Volta was electrified and Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.
  • Ampère was worried he wasn't up on current research.
  • Ohm resisted the idea at first.
  • Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
  • Hertz promised that in the future he will attend with greater frequency.
  • Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
  • Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
  • Born thought the probability of enjoying himself is pretty high.
  • Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
  • Heisenberg was uncertain whether he could make it.
  • Schrödinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
  • Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 03 January 2007