You Might Be a Technician if...

  • You have ever tried to repair a $15.00 radio.
  • You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends."
  • You think your computer looks better without the cover.
  • You have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as is."
  • You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
  • You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.
  • The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
  • The microphone at a meeting doesn't work and you rush up to fix it.
  • You have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage.
  • You own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.
  • You just don't have the heart to throw away the 100-in-1 electronics kit you got for your ninth birthday.
  • You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 09 December 2006